islandshore | 50 - video/action for Olivine;

[The feed clicks on with some radical footage of two teenage boys cruising on waves. Some may recognize them as Sora and Riku, both of whom have forgone their usual attire for swim trunks. Now, at first everything seems fine and dandy, until a particularly gigantic wave sneaks up on them, smothering them and dunking them below the water's surface. A blastoise decked out in shades zips by, trying to contain her laughter. The feed ends momentarily.

Cue another feed with both boys performing noticeably better. Riku looks to the camera and flashes a smug grin. They perform a few more tricks before returning to the shore and addressing the network properly.]

[ the first to formally pop his head in direct veiw of the camera is Sora, shaking out the sea water from his hair. ]

So glad that the snow melted. I mean, I love snow and all, but having it ruin our beach plans wouldn't have been cool.

[In the background, a fairly disgruntled Weavile wanders by, slurping some sort of smoothie. He stops just long enough to address the feed with a fake, stuffy accent.]

Tsk. Frankly, I would have preferred an entire week of snow. This summer heat is simply too much.

[Suddenly Riku regrets bringing an ice type to town. Heaving a sigh, slips into view just a few seconds later, rolling his eyes at his Pokémon.]

Well, at least it's gone now. At any rate, if anyone's hanging around Olivine, Sora and I are setting up camp out here by the shore. If you don't mind some rough waves, feel free to drop by. We're planning on whipping up some barbeque in a bit.

[Those in the area are free to drop by Olivine's beach, where the two KH dorks will be hanging ten, among other things.]

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Man, I miss Olivine.

Not that I have much reason to go back there at this point, but that place has some good memories.

_{[There's a pause.]}

.... SO did I experience some temporary insanity or did that Pokemon just talk?

_{[Guess who hasn't been exposed to talking Pokemon beyond a crow that screams "PENIS" in the middle of the night for shits and giggles sometimes?]}

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Hey, you could always take a temporary vacation sometime. Not like Olivine's going anywhere fast.

[As for her question, Riku nods... and that Weavile once again tries shoving himself in the spotlight.]

Fear not, you are not hallucinating! You have simply bore witness to my remarkable skill.

I... guess so.

_{[She'll just... boggle at the Weavile for a moment.]}

... Well, uh... hey there.

I wish my Pokemon were that eloquent.

_{[Or on second thought maybe she doesn't. It would be a little too surreal.]}

Careful, or you might stroke his ego.

[Slash mumbles something from behind Riku's hand and even swats at it a few times. Let him speak, darn it!]

The problem with having them talk is that once they get started, they just don't know when to shut up. Doesn't help that this guy's got the idea in his head that he's the greatest thing since Sitrus Berries.

Well, at least he says stuff that's probably worth hearing.

My Murkrow just sings dirty limericks in front of grandmas.

[Pffft. What? Okay, now he needs to know the story behind this.]

You're not exaggerating, are you?

Not in the slightest.

Y'know what she said to the Nurse Joy the last time I had to take her to a Pokemon Center?

"Suck my massive dick".

I don't even know where she learned that.

_{[Spoilers: she overheard her trainer say it. Heather is not completely innocent in this.]}

...I'm not sure whether to laugh or to be completely horrified. How'd the nurse even take it?

[Because, sheesh. In a place as saccharine as the Pokémon world, harsh language ain't exactly part of the locals' vocabularies.]

To be fair, she didn't seem TOO fazed.

She was like 'Oh they learn so fast don't they'.

They probably see a lot of crazy stuff come in and outta there, now that I think of it.

True. I guess even a foul-mouthed crow's pretty tame compared to the rest of this world.

[Heh.]

Still, where'd she even pick up half of that?

_{[... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHA HHAHAHA....]}

Not a clue.

[That sure is some suspicious laughter, and Riku's leaning a bit closer to the camera now.]

Unless you taught her...

Now why would I wanna do that?

Hey, I didn't say anything about wanting. Could just be like a little kid copying their parent's speaking habits.

[Just a light tease, really. He doesn't know Heather well enough to really have a huge grasp on how much she swears or doesn't.]

Well, she never did meet her mom, so I guess it could've been inherited...

_{[Deliberately playing dumb? NOSIREE.]

[Although now that she thinks of it, the trainer Wren came from way back when hadn't exactly had a squeaky clean mouth, either... not that it would matter since Wren hatched in Heather's possession but there you go]}

Congratulations. You just made me imagine a whole family of bad-mouthed birds. You should feel proud.

[He rolls his eyes. Really, though, it's kinda a funny image.]

Maybe she inherited Tourette's. I don't even know.

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oops the laughter was just supposed to be bracket-commentary but it wouldn't be entirely ooc so...

ack, my bad! There goes my derp brain again, I suppose

It's okay dude! <3

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