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Riku ([personal profile] islandshore) wrote2013-12-09 08:34 pm

55 - video;

[Riku would not be the friend that he is if he let Sora off the hook for embarrassing attempts to get him a girlfriend. No, if Sora's gonna play that game, then it's only natural for Riku to follow suit, which is why he's addressing the network today.]

Hey, Johto. Kanto. Have I got some news for you.

[Riku grins wildly as he reaches behind his back and holds up a photo for all to see:]



See this guy? Dorky grin, messy hair, looks kind of like a goofball? Well, that's because he is, but that's not the point. No, the point is, he's feeling kind of down in the dumps. A bit lonely. Guy spends all his time glued to my hip, but deep down, he wants nothing more than to serenade someone special into the night, and--

[He has to stop himself because... man is he having trouble taking this seriously, but darn it. Sora needs a taste of his own medicine.

Right, after catching his breath, Riku continues.]


The point is, he's looking for a date. Or maybe a handful. Maybe even something longterm. Sora's a complete sap, making friends with everyone he meets, always wearing the same stupid smile, and, to be fair, he's probably the best friend a guy could ask for. But there is one little road bump: he actually believes in Santa Claus.

Which brings me to point two. See, I noticed a ton of people vouching for him, but I know there's gotta be at least some of you smart enough to admit Santa's made up. Even if you're not into bets, here's some incentive: speak up, and there's a chance you might get to see Sora belt out cheesy Christmas songs. Trust me, you'll get a good laugh.

[Well, Twilight suggested bringing it up. Whether or not it works remains to be seen.]

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[personal profile] timidnature 2013-12-11 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose it's good that you can support each other like that...

...

Wait, was that sarcasm?

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[personal profile] timidnature 2013-12-13 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised, I think some people would find it strangely endearing.

What would you consider a good way to get a date though?

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[personal profile] timidnature 2013-12-13 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[In the books he read it always seemed to spark through a series of contrived coincidences. It was kind of like that in the real world too but without so much flowery language]

It's alright, a lot of these things just tend to happen anyway. So are you the type that likes to be friends with someone first then?

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[personal profile] timidnature 2013-12-13 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's nothing to be embarrassed about, a lot of people your age have never been in a relationship before.

Ah! Sorry, you just sounded pretty young so I thought...

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[personal profile] timidnature 2013-12-16 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[He didn't mean to sound condescending about it, but by comparison Riku was still a baby to him]

That's a good stance to have, I think. You're still young and you have your whole life ahead of you, as cliche as that sounds.

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[personal profile] timidnature 2013-12-23 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm...

You know, I still can't wrap my head around the fact that some people have been here for so long. I know occasionally you'll get people posting memos about others that have disappeared, and I can only assume they've gone back to their own world but don't you worry you'll never go home?

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[personal profile] timidnature 2013-12-27 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't forget, if you can help it. Even the painful memories are important.

Sounds like you're quite the whirlwind of adventure though. Kids have so much energy these days, I really envy you. But if you can't control what worlds you go to and when I guess you'll just have to wait and see...

I have to say, the number of people that prefer this world to their home is rather surprising.