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[The feed begins with a series of snapshots. It starts with images of a war-torn battlefield lined with giant crystals, Team Aqua and Magma grunts and hordes of Pokémon and trainers alike.]

This world isn't safe.

[The images shift. New snapshots appear of Primal Kyogre and Primal Groudon, taken from a safe distance above, but distinct in that they are indeed giant, glowing monsters.]

What happened last week is proof of that. You may all be content to enjoy a carefree lifestyle, but if it weren't for divine intervention, life as we know it would have ended with a whimper.

Together, we were able to hold off Team Aqua and Magma's forces, but the battle doesn't end there. If you could make a difference in the protection of this world, would you do it?

[The message ends there. About a half hour later, another text appears on the network, this time from a non-anonymous source.]

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So, I think we all learned something valuable from that mess down at Tohjo: Don't summon giant lizards and whales to start the apocalypse. God doesn't like it.

There's a lot I could say. It was a busy few days, but if you look past all the legendaries, the explosions, and those cornball teams, there are two things that stick out to me: the weird power up some of our Pokémon got and the Pokémon god himself.

[Case in point? Here's an image of a Mega Sharpedo getting punched in the nose by a Mega Charizard X.]

So, what do you guys think that power was? Did any of you get a straight answer from Arceus? And how about that fairy type?

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By the way, looking for a status report from all remaining members. With so many of us gone, we're gonna have to shuffle the squads. That's also why I sent out a recruitment message.

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i'll have to spend all year preparing, then!!

...and yeah, uh, team rocket. does... showing up there mean you're ACTUALLY a bad guy??? or is it just, you know, really weird luck

Great. Apart from Team Rocket, we now have those two to worry about. They didn't look like they got along, though.

We'd be lucky if they keep it situated in Tojo falls. It'll be worse if the next one happens around both Johto and Kanto.

[Thank god. Komaeda was getting really worried there for a second. He would be the one to hunker down right on top of a black freaking hole.]

Well, I'll try not to keep you too long.

Oh yeah?

So what's your secret? Got any special ingredients?

[Well, that's awkward. So awkward he'll refrain from pressing for now.

Besides, the other stuff's pretty interesting.]

Hmm, so make it seem like she's just singing a regular tune? Wonder if that'd have any effect on the attack itself.

Pfff. See, Sora's got some muscle, but he's built more like a twig than a tree.

Don't know if I want to think about Sora turning into a blob of muscle. Some things are better left unseen.

But it was those earthquakes that got him. Go figure, right?

Hmm. Still not sure if I want to evolve Gigabyte or not. I thought about it, even bought the disc. Just never got around to it.

Dragons are tough, so it's nice to have that immunity... but I also use a lot of dragons, so it's kind of a pain.

What I don't get is why we're always the ones who have to pick up after them. The locals barely ever lift a finger. Not even the ones who count, like the Elite Four.

Nope. They're pretty full of themselves, probably bored. That's not exactly a winning combo.

Out of laughter or shock? I mean, they are pretty goofy, but...

Yeah, it's a pretty big juggling act. One of my potentials is apparently with the team, but she seems to have been forced into it. I'll try to be cautious before I let her in for sure, but if we can get another fly on the wall, it could give us an extra edge.

She acts like she's some kind of superhero and doesn't seem like the type to pull wool over our eyes, but you can never be too sure. Trainer ID is coming up as Cynthia.

Technically the team is evil. Most of their members are nuts, and they are a criminal organization.

But some people end up there by chance. Guess it all depends on if you're the mustache twirling, destruction-loving type or if you just grabbed the short straw.

Just barely.

[Oof. He's still rubbing his back as he picks up the 'Gear.]

Hope your Umbreon hasn't tried pulling a stunt like that. This guy had to weigh at least fifty pounds...

They'll expose a weakness sooner or later. You just have to be smart enough to take advantage of it.

Frustration. She's pretty fashionable.

Oh yeah, real impressive. Like I said, I have no friggin' clue what was going on with him that day. All I know is that I'm glad he changed back eventually. I'm still picking cotton off my clothes.

So this wasn't the first time. But then again, if it was, I didn't think the PGC would be that necessary.

Has anyone told you where the Elite 4 are during times like this?

He knows better, even if I surely took a great risk by naming him after a ninja. This would be an excellent time to see if your little one knows any healing moves, if you ask me.

[You break it you fix it, or something. If healing moves even work on humans.]

It's up to you, I say go for it for the improved performances.

I don't use a lot of dragons, so I don't have that problem. But it does sound like a pain if your best fighters are dragons.

...oh...

well, if it is a short straw, you've gotta make lemonade with those lemons!! and stick that straw in there!!! so i think i could give you insider info on what Team Mustache Twirler is up to!!!!!!!

[...THAT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA THOUGH]

I have a few contacts already. It will be easier to get you information on the low-leveled individuals than those with higher clearance, obviously; do you have any idea how their internal structure works? What their hierarchy is like?

Pure skill!!!!
and you cant' stick to the basics that's borin!
real rpos know how to venture out!

It takes a bit of getting used to, but Help, my Gardevoir, has been coaching her through it. I think with how we are now, we've been able to get it down so that there's no real difference.

He does look like the type...

[The Sylveon tilts his head for a moment, then squeaks. Healing? Dude, he's only level five!

Though he will rub at his back with a feeler... at least until Riku swats it away.]

Still trying to figure out what fairy types can even do. Spread sparkles and rainbows? If this guy's any indication, I'm expecting a lot of pink...

Team Mustache Twirler...

Okay, that is the best thing I've heard all day. Just be careful about keeping under the radar. Last time a mole got outed, they kinda went overboard with the punishment.

Oh yeah. Obligatory question: any personality types you work best with?

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