more like what DON'T i have to offer!!! but okay, i've been fighting forces of the undead for as long as i can remember, so i can survive a lot of stuff!!! that and i ride a pegasus back home, so i'm SUPER GREAT at aerial combat and stuff like that.
and i will look SUPER COOL while doing it all. you will be inspired like you won't believe! everyone will be like "aw holy fishsticks, we need to be as cool as that glorious heroine over there!!!!" and i'll be all "not to worry, citizens!! justice will prevail!!!!!!"
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and i will look SUPER COOL while doing it all. you will be inspired like you won't believe! everyone will be like "aw holy fishsticks, we need to be as cool as that glorious heroine over there!!!!" and i'll be all "not to worry, citizens!! justice will prevail!!!!!!"