...Mandatory survival classes should be an important part of every educational system. Had you read up about the dangers of exposure and stavation, before hatching that plan?

[He'd bet a lot of gil on the answer to that question.]

Surely you've not broken the law in such a terrible and obviously unacceptable manner that I certainly do not condone at all, when high-quality frying pans have been proven to break through a soldier's helmet when an adequate amount of force is applied, completely legally.