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islandshore) wrote2013-12-09 08:34 pm
islandshore) wrote2013-12-09 08:34 pm
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[Riku would not be the friend that he is if he let Sora off the hook for embarrassing attempts to get him a girlfriend. No, if Sora's gonna play that game, then it's only natural for Riku to follow suit, which is why he's addressing the network today.]
Hey, Johto. Kanto. Have I got some news for you.
[Riku grins wildly as he reaches behind his back and holds up a photo for all to see:]
See this guy? Dorky grin, messy hair, looks kind of like a goofball? Well, that's because he is, but that's not the point. No, the point is, he's feeling kind of down in the dumps. A bit lonely. Guy spends all his time glued to my hip, but deep down, he wants nothing more than to serenade someone special into the night, and--
[He has to stop himself because... man is he having trouble taking this seriously, but darn it. Sora needs a taste of his own medicine.
Right, after catching his breath, Riku continues.]
The point is, he's looking for a date. Or maybe a handful. Maybe even something longterm. Sora's a complete sap, making friends with everyone he meets, always wearing the same stupid smile, and, to be fair, he's probably the best friend a guy could ask for. But there is one little road bump: he actually believes in Santa Claus.
Which brings me to point two. See, I noticed a ton of people vouching for him, but I know there's gotta be at least some of you smart enough to admit Santa's made up. Even if you're not into bets, here's some incentive: speak up, and there's a chance you might get to see Sora belt out cheesy Christmas songs. Trust me, you'll get a good laugh.
[Well, Twilight suggested bringing it up. Whether or not it works remains to be seen.]
Hey, Johto. Kanto. Have I got some news for you.
[Riku grins wildly as he reaches behind his back and holds up a photo for all to see:]
See this guy? Dorky grin, messy hair, looks kind of like a goofball? Well, that's because he is, but that's not the point. No, the point is, he's feeling kind of down in the dumps. A bit lonely. Guy spends all his time glued to my hip, but deep down, he wants nothing more than to serenade someone special into the night, and--
[He has to stop himself because... man is he having trouble taking this seriously, but darn it. Sora needs a taste of his own medicine.
Right, after catching his breath, Riku continues.]
The point is, he's looking for a date. Or maybe a handful. Maybe even something longterm. Sora's a complete sap, making friends with everyone he meets, always wearing the same stupid smile, and, to be fair, he's probably the best friend a guy could ask for. But there is one little road bump: he actually believes in Santa Claus.
Which brings me to point two. See, I noticed a ton of people vouching for him, but I know there's gotta be at least some of you smart enough to admit Santa's made up. Even if you're not into bets, here's some incentive: speak up, and there's a chance you might get to see Sora belt out cheesy Christmas songs. Trust me, you'll get a good laugh.
[Well, Twilight suggested bringing it up. Whether or not it works remains to be seen.]
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[This sounds painfully similar to something he's familiar with...]
I'm not sure it would work as well in that case.
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