islandshore: (RIKU used LEER!)
Riku ([personal profile] islandshore) wrote2014-11-03 09:35 am

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Anon Text;

[The feed begins with a series of snapshots. It starts with images of a war-torn battlefield lined with giant crystals, Team Aqua and Magma grunts and hordes of Pokémon and trainers alike.]

This world isn't safe.

[The images shift. New snapshots appear of Primal Kyogre and Primal Groudon, taken from a safe distance above, but distinct in that they are indeed giant, glowing monsters.]

What happened last week is proof of that. You may all be content to enjoy a carefree lifestyle, but if it weren't for divine intervention, life as we know it would have ended with a whimper.

Together, we were able to hold off Team Aqua and Magma's forces, but the battle doesn't end there. If you could make a difference in the protection of this world, would you do it?


[The message ends there. About a half hour later, another text appears on the network, this time from a non-anonymous source.]

Text;

So, I think we all learned something valuable from that mess down at Tohjo: Don't summon giant lizards and whales to start the apocalypse. God doesn't like it.

There's a lot I could say. It was a busy few days, but if you look past all the legendaries, the explosions, and those cornball teams, there are two things that stick out to me: the weird power up some of our Pokémon got and the Pokémon god himself.


[Case in point? Here's an image of a Mega Sharpedo getting punched in the nose by a Mega Charizard X.]

So, what do you guys think that power was? Did any of you get a straight answer from Arceus? And how about that fairy type?

PGC filter:

By the way, looking for a status report from all remaining members. With so many of us gone, we're gonna have to shuffle the squads. That's also why I sent out a recruitment message.
theotherother: (Judging You Right Now)

[Text, responding to anon]

[personal profile] theotherother 2014-11-04 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaine doesn't have the slightest clue how to anonymous, so he's not even trying.]

Let's say I want to help. Then what?

[His first thought is basically some sort of Pokemon Avengers, but there's no way that's right.]
theotherother: (Yeah This Sounds Like Bullshit)

[text forever]

[personal profile] theotherother 2014-11-04 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Define work with others. What exactly would that be?

[Not a team player here, nope.]
theotherother: (Spiders Shut Up I'm Trying To Think)

[personal profile] theotherother 2014-11-05 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Team Rocket's not either one of the ones in the pictures, right?
theotherother: (I AM THE NIGHT)

[text > audio] Wow that text forever didn't last very long

[personal profile] theotherother 2014-11-06 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thanks for clarifying. He was going to ask why they should deal with Team Rocket instead of tracking down the other two first, but that makes sense.]

Bombs. Great. Had enough of that crap back in Texas.

[That's the text he sends through. Shortly after, he switches to audio because some things are easier to say than text. Even if talking to a text message is...strange.]

Look, I'll be honest here. I'm not a team player. I don't really want to be on a team, and odds are, if you get to know me, you won't want me on a team either.

[He knows certain things don't apply here, but years of being both a figurative and literal monster sort of have that effect on a person.]

I can still help though. I'm in Pewter with no plans to leave any time soon, so if you need a set of eyes and ears there...

[Wow, that sounds lame. He'll just stop, and try again.]

Look, if you give me a number, anything that happens there that the police can't handle or I can't handle, I'll let your team or whoever this is know.
theotherother: (Things Are Looking Up For Once)

[filtered audio]

[personal profile] theotherother 2014-11-09 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kaine can't even begin to picture himself on a team with a bunch of teenagers because he hasn't been updated to New Warriors yet, so he'll just jot down the numbers and not be a giant ass about things for once.]

Got it. And yeah, it's pretty quiet out here, which is good, but you never know.