islandshore: (Wow you're dense)
[The feed opens with a shot of the Training Center lobby. There's a festively decorated Torterra in the background. Riku himself is clad in a Santa hat and a red scarf, with an incredibly flat expression.]

I hope you're happy. I know I'm not.

[He sighs, clears his throat and then... sings.

Anyone familiar with hokey Christmas songs should recognize it-- Santa Claus is Coming to Town. It's not sung terribly or anything; Riku's in tune, and his singing voice is pretty decent. Unfortunately, he's carrying the song without any whimsy. It's weighed down by his grouchy demeanor, complete with a scowl. It's clear he's not enjoying this one bit.

And by the time the song draws to an end, he slaps a palm over his face, tosses the hat aside, and groans.]


No, you aren't getting an encore performance. Hold your laughter, I know it's embarrassing. Just...

[Sigh. Public karaoke. Why did he even make that bet?]

Merry Christmas.
islandshore: (... let's not go there)
[The feed begins with a shot of... eggs. Eggs lining the floor, gathered in corners, against walls, in piles.

Some big, some small. As the camera pans around the room, viewers can find the following types of eggs. There are forty in total.



Finally, Riku turns the camera towards himself, heaving an airy sigh.]


Okay, looks like my Pokémon went overboard again, so I've got a huge egg batch for sale. Every egg sold will guarantee more money towards the Training Center's grand opening. So, if you see something that catches your eye, just let me know, and we can arrange something.

I've got Scyther, Aerodactyl, Deino, Dratini, Swablu, Gible, Squirtle, Snivy, Drilbur, Pichu, Emolga... [He pauses to catch his breath, turning towards the eggs again.]

Shinx, Axew, Larvitar, Timburr, Zorua, and Riolu. They all come with egg moves. Some with complete movesets from the start, so if you're looking for powerhouse Pokémon, I've got you covered.

[He stumbles across the floor, nudging some eggs outta the way as he slips into the hall.]

With that said, I'm still looking for some more staff at the Center. Especially Pokémon caretakers. Bonus points if you can handle temperamental dinosaurs. If you want more details, just let me know. I'll go ahead and attach some information on the Center for good measure.

[And with that, the feed ends with a click.]

ATTACHMENTS:

Training Center Information


[Once he's finished his announcement, Riku will spend some time cleaning up his business, making sure the eggs are all in order, checking in on his friends, and then he'll step outside with his Charizard in tow to set up more posters.

Folks around Celadon are free to bump into him. The posters this time around include information on the egg sale, and once he's made a full loop around the city, he'll stick by the porch of his business and relax. There's a sign at the top of the TC that reads "COMING SOON!"]

[ooc: There are still eggs available! Note that the ones labeled Pikachu are actually Pichu. Derp.]